I had the sprinkler guys out yesterday to get my sprinkler system up and running again since it is looking like the deluge we had last week may be our last rain for a while. Here's is the repair from the dogs' perspective:
Bark, Bark, Bark, hey Mom, there's a truck pulling up in front of the house.
Bark, Bark, Bark, hey Mom, aren't you listening to us? There is a truck in front of the house.
Bark, Bark, Bark, hey Mom, pay attention. Now there are two guys getting out of the truck. Whoa, they are coming up the driveway.
Intruder alert, intruder alert, Bark, Bark, Bark. Never fear, mother dear, your fearless pack of doxies will protect you. Bark, Bark, Bark.
What do you mean, it's ok, stop barking. No, no, no, listen to us. Bark, Bark, Bark. Intruder Alert!
Wait Mom, don't go out there. They are strangers, No, no don't go. And stop telling us it's ok, it is not ok.
Bark, Bark, Bark. Mom, what are you doing out there with these guys. You're walking around all over the yard and pointing at the ground. Please, listen to us. Bark, Bark, Bark.
Whew, that was close. We are glad you are safely inside with us again. But wait, those guys are still out there. Bark, Bark, Bark. Mom, they are digging holes in the yard. No, no, you can't let them do that. You always fuss at us when we dig holes. Bark, Bark, Bark.
Why are you closing the doors? Now we can't see what is going on, but we know they are still out there. Bark, Bark, Bark. Hey Mom, one of the guys is at the front door and he's ringing the doorbell. Be careful.
Bark, Bark, Bark. What do you mean stay back and quit barking? No, no, no don't go out there again.
Bark, Bark, Bark. What did he say? Did he just ask you if we were long haired dachshunds. Whoa, and he just said that he loves dachshunds?
Bark, Bark, Bark, this guy is ok. If we had know that he loves dachshunds we would have felt better about having him dig up holes in the yard.
Bark, Bark, Bark. Hey, where are they going? We want to go out and dig holes with them, too.
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